VonSeitz TheoreticAles
175 Hurricane Ridge Rd, Smithville, Tennessee, 37166
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Quick Vibe & Venue Facts
- Independent Status
- Verified Independent Microbrewery
- Pet Policy
- Dogs Welcome (Indoors)
- Food Options
- Daily Rotating Food Trucks & BYOF Friendly
- Family Policy
- All Ages / Kid Friendly until 8 PM
- Parking & Transit
- Transit-friendly location with nearby street parking.
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VonSeitz TheoreticAles FAQs
Is VonSeitz TheoreticAles dog friendly?
Yes. VonSeitz TheoreticAles is dog friendly in Smithville in the taproom.
Does VonSeitz TheoreticAles serve food or host food trucks?
Yes. VonSeitz TheoreticAles hosts rotating food trucks and is generally BYOF friendly.
Can I host a private event or group crawl at VonSeitz TheoreticAles?
VonSeitz TheoreticAles can often host small group crawls. Contact the taproom directly, or claim the listing on Taprooms Near Me to publish event capacity.
Does VonSeitz TheoreticAles have outdoor patio seating?
VonSeitz TheoreticAles does not currently list a patio. Check the profile map and hours before planning an outdoor hang.